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• (217): View more from Illinois

  he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.

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  haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers

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• (863): View more from Florida

  I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule

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• (518): View more from New York

  Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time

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  you DO IT for the people

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.

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  you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?

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  Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone

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