How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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