i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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