id be glad to
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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