ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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