i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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