just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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