I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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