how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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