its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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