this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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