What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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