man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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