So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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