question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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