physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I love you. Go after that dick
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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