i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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