Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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