Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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