i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
