"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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