Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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