i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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