I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Vodka?
Forever.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
send nudes
from the living room?
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