As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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