Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize