It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My breasts were aching with rage.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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