I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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