i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just high enough for therapy.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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