So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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