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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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