These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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