After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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