I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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