You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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