at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
