Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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