HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i already hear my dad disowning me
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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