Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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