Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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