I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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