Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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