my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I see more hoeing in ur future
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