More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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