batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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