Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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