? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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