O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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