It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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