Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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