I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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