if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
How does it feel to date your dad?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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