she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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