So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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