i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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