How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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