Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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